ugh. we have problems. if you tried to call me last night or this morning, you probably did NOT reach me. my phone randomly stopped working normally, as in when i try to make a call, it rings (if i am lucky) and then says, please enter your credit card or calling card number to complete this call...
anyhoo, if you need to reach me today you can do so by e-mail and if you REEEEEALY need to talk to me i will try to call you back on lover boy's phone and hopefully we will get in touch shortly.
it's going to be a long, hard day.
thank you google for this lovely image which i took the liberty of editing.